Feeling Good, Living Better $ .
band you don't like/care about: hey we're announcing a tour and we're playing in your town in the holidays and the tickets are free !!!!
Your favorite band: Hey we're announcing a tour on the moon on a school night and tickets are £984937868 !!!!

kilosandquartz:

321wecametofuck:

the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

this is one of my favourite things ever

ALASHBGKADFL;H;

THE CUTE

I AM DYING

society: ew thick girls
society: ew thin girls
society: ew no makeup
society: ew too much makeup
society: ew you're rude
society: ew you're too nice
society: ew plastic surgery
society: ew you need a makeover
society: ew you're not perfect
society: ew you're too perfect
society: ew

ycjudayyyl:

This morning during the announcements they said that one of the students in my school had committed suicide. I never really knew him. To be honest i don’t even know who he is. I bet he was probably a really great guy but probably didn’t believe in himself.

The fact that someone committed suicide…

Having a bestfriend of the opposite sex.
Girl: Omg, that guy's hot!
Guy: He's a fag
Guy: Damn, she's hot. I'd tap that!
Girl: She's a hoe
SpongeBob: "Patrick, you're a genius!"
Patrick: "Yeah I get called that a lot"
SpongeBob: "What, a genius?"
Patrick: "No, Patrick."


“If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?”

If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?